Best worst practices project management
joecrespo
Sure, maybe you’re a seasoned digital project manager and you’ve made mistakes, but you haven’t yet made them all. Or, maybe you are an aspiring DPM, but you’re afraid of missing some of the disasters that await you.
Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered!
My years of experience as a developer turned project manager will help you realize your potential to faceplant on every project. I will teach you to inspire people to hate working with you.
In this session you’ll learn how to:
- Make unattainable promises
- Get your team to operate out of fear
- Stick to a plan that’s clearly not working
- Assume communication has already happened
- Dogmatically approach every project in the exact same way
- Deliver unsatisfactory results, or even better: deliver nothing at all
Seriously, let’s have some fun talking about solid project management practices by looking at really, really bad practices.